Too many Chiefs: Amakhozi celebrations after the Carling Cup win on Saturday |
SO according to the Benni McCarthy, Kaizers Chiefs are going
to win the PSL, Bernard Parker will be the season’s top scorer and Itumeleng
Khune is ear-marked for player of the year.
Which is all very well – though slightly annoying if you’re
a fan of his former club Orlando Pirates – given Kaizer Chiefs utterly
meaningless Carling Cup win at a packed Soccer City on Saturday.
Of course, the Amakhosi have the bragging rights after Lehlohonolo
Majoro’s off-side goal separated the two sides in the gimmicky Soweto derby for
profiteers - but as an indicator of the season ahead, as we say in England, it’s
utter bollocks.
Under-pressure Pirates coach Roger de Sa is attempting to
shave 8kg off Collins Mbesuma while simultaneously bedding in his new signings,
Chiefs boss Stuart Baxter himself admits: “It was heaven and hell… they had us
under pressure.”
So do we make Chiefs favourites to retain their title given McCarthy's views in today's Sunday Times?
Possibly. But let’s remember Benni has barely been back in the country
since his sudden retirement at the end of last season. The fact that he quit
without actually telling the Buccaneers despite their R6m-a-year salary is
beside the point.
McCarthy has spent his time in Spain and England, he has no
idea how the new-look PSL is shaping up. Though nobody doubts his footballing
talent, it’s hard to take his current predictions too seriously.
For a start, Bernard Parker failed to win the golden boot
last season despite a four-goal start at AmaZulu last year. This year Knowledge
Musona takes over from McCarthy as the nation’s best-paid player, on a year’s
loan at the AmaKhosi from German also-rans Hoffenheim.
With Benni’s old club enlisting the services of Celtic’s
Lennox Bacela and SuperSport United’s Kemit Erasmus, I don’t expect to see
Parker among the top five this season .
Stuart Baxter is likely to use him wide and deeper with
Musona and Majoro carrying the bulk of the goal-scoring burden.
As for the title race, I’ve seen most of the new-look squads
in action – yesterday I sat with new Wits coach Gavin Hunt watching Amatuks
giving Australian tourists Perth Glory a 2-0 tonking.
Gavin said: “Steve Barker’s done it again. Found some good
youngsters, made them efficient. They’ll be hard to beat again this year.”
On Saturday I watched Gavin’s Wits, with eight new players,
win a mini-tournament at Milpark, ending on top of Steve Komphela’s Free States
Stars, Golden Arrows and Platinum Stars.
I had a chat with new Dikwena boss Allan Freeze, who
admitted: “We haven’t signed anybody really, we’ve lost Thuso Phala but we’ll
be okay. We finished runners-up last season, we can reach the top four again
this season.”
Mamelodi Sundowns have made their usual army of signings and enjoyed a strong tour of Ghana, Amazulu under Craig Rosslee may be a tough prospect but Ajax Cape Town will have to rely on new recruits from their substantial academy to survive after losing a host of stars.
Promoted NFD champions Polokwane City remain a mystery to most, Martitzburg United have grabbed Ghana's Mohammed Yakubu - who survived just 30 minutes under Roger de Sa at Orlando Pirates - but are unlikely to threaten the top four.
Mamelodi Sundowns have made their usual army of signings and enjoyed a strong tour of Ghana, Amazulu under Craig Rosslee may be a tough prospect but Ajax Cape Town will have to rely on new recruits from their substantial academy to survive after losing a host of stars.
Promoted NFD champions Polokwane City remain a mystery to most, Martitzburg United have grabbed Ghana's Mohammed Yakubu - who survived just 30 minutes under Roger de Sa at Orlando Pirates - but are unlikely to threaten the top four.
But amid conversations on my BOLLOCKZ show on Ballz
radio, Hunt, Freeze, new SuperSport boss Cavin Johnson, Swallows coach Zeca
Marques and of course, the big two, Roger and Stuart, I have to say the
surprise package could be promoted Mpumalanga Aces under the ageless Clive
Barker.
Clive, cheerfully 68, told me on BOLLOCKZ last week: “The
wife told me not to tell you we’ll win the league at the first attempt! But I
can say we have good directors at Aces, we’ve made some great signings and we
could be a handful!”
The Dog reckons he’s signed 12 players rather than the
widely publicised 16. When I asked Hunt how many he’d acquired (live on air) he
said: “I’ve got absolutely no f***ing idea!”
The point is this: When the PSL kicks off on Friday with
Aces up against last season’s double winners Kaizer Chiefs, it’s an all-new
situation.
Just as in England, where the top three clubs are all under
new management, much has changed since Benni McCarthy retired.
And I’d keep an eye on Wits, if I were the Soweto giants.
Hunt has Zimbabwean veteran Benjani up front (“I’ll use him sparingly, keep his
legs!”), the experienced Matthew Booth at centre-back, the energetic Matthew
Pattison in midfield and Moeneeb Josephs in goal.
Hunt laughs: “I’ve never actually had Moeneeb before. He’s
amazing. So bloody enthusiastic – and absolutely radio rental! I love him
already.”
Chiefs and Pirates beware. Platinum Stars nearly did it last
season – the Clever Boys will be up and at it this term.
The opening round:
02/08 Mpumalanga Aces 20:00 Kaizer Chiefs
03/08 Golden Arrows 15:00
Ajax Cape Town
03/08 Moroka
Swallows 15:00 University of Pretoria
03/08 SuperSport
United 20:15 Free State Stars
03/08 Maritzburg
United 20:15 Polokwane City
04/08 Bloemfontein
Celtic 15:00 Mamelodi Sundowns
04/08 Platinum
Stars 15:00 Bidvest Wits
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